UMMMMM…..my school!!!! He spoke at my school’s graduation, and he is talking about how the valedictorian wasn’t even American and barely spoke English (oddly enough). He went to USD for a Masters in Theatre, which I didn’t even know existed.
Being as lame as I am, I was a Business major and MISSED this speech because I wasn’t part of the Arts and Sciences ceremony. Bullshit. I fell asleep during our speaker…I was also wasted, but those are just minor details.
Yes Lo, be very jealous. I chose a Bio major and that’s why I had the pleasure of listening to Mr. Parsons speak those words of wisdom. I only dozed off once they started calling the names.
