This is not a joke. The other day I decided to go to Bed Bath & Beyond to kill some time before class and I found this.
the couple that STAYS together…
So usually when couples dress alike I want to throw up a little bit in my mouth….but today when I was at school I saw a couple probably in their 40’s both wearing matching Britney Spears Circus concert T-shirts. As a result, I’ve changed my opinion: if you are a couple that loves to dress harmoniously, please just make me laugh while you’re at it. Thanks!
UMMMMM…..my school!!!! He spoke at my school’s graduation, and he is talking about how the valedictorian wasn’t even American and barely spoke English (oddly enough). He went to USD for a Masters in Theatre, which I didn’t even know existed.
Being as lame as I am, I was a Business major and MISSED this speech because I wasn’t part of the Arts and Sciences ceremony. Bullshit. I fell asleep during our speaker…I was also wasted, but those are just minor details.
Yes Lo, be very jealous. I chose a Bio major and that’s why I had the pleasure of listening to Mr. Parsons speak those words of wisdom. I only dozed off once they started calling the names.
I was shopping when I spotted a rare creature…a JUNE BUG!! Do you think the owners thought of this irony when paying the big bucks for the custom paint job? Anywho, they must get a kick out of seeing passersby shout “slug june bug” or “punch june buggy.” Now that would be worth the extra cash.
NOTHINGman
Since I mentioned this scene previously from Californication I decided to find a clip of it. The music playing in the background (“Nothingman”-Pearl Jam) and David Duchovny’s voice and delivery of the words = perfection. Enjoy!
